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10 Bras Made of Metal You Need to See

brooksbot75, Etsy

I have heard from almost every girl with giant tatas complain about how heavy they are to carry around — after finding these bras on Etsy, it has me wondering why anyone would wear these heavy-metal bras.

Actually most girls complain about wearing a bra in the first place, they say they are too uncomfortable — again, why would any chick want to wear a bra made out of metal?

Here are 10 examples of “heavy-metal bras” that I would like to see wandering the streets. Take a look after the jump.


Chainmaille Bra

 
 

Too bad this bra isn't shown on a real model -- that would have made finding this metal bra even better. I don't know where or why a chick would wear this, but I want to be there to see it for myself.

 
venusinchains, Etsy
venusinchains, Etsy

Metal Scales

 
 

Like I said women with big breasts complain about their weight, let's add another 5 to 6 pounds of metal to them and see if they complain even more. Sure you'll most likely see someone wearing these at your local Renaissance festival -- this will definitely protect your fair maiden from a 'sword' attack.

 
MetalArtisan, Etsy
MetalArtisan, Etsy

Metal Cup Zebra Etched Bra

 
 

Here's a nice zebra striped etched metal bra -- I wonder when you would wear a bra like this? Would you wear it in the summer or winter -- sweaty boobs or THOs? Ladies what would you prefer?

 
brooksbot75, Etsy
brooksbot75, Etsy

Heavy Metal Art Bra

 
 

Let's wear our art on our chests! Well at least that's the case with this bra. Now don't get me wrong, I would love to see this walking down the street -- you would only have to imagine what the rest looks like a little bit.

 
brooksbot75, Etsy
brooksbot75, Etsy

The Goddess Bra

 
 

This bra cracked me up -- looks like two bowls held together by a couple midget Indians with wings. I know that's not the intention, but this is a really peculiar looking bra.

 
bcyrjewelry, Etsy
bcyrjewelry, Etsy

Butterfly Bra

 
 

Nothing shows off your sweater puppies like a butterfly does. There is some handy work going into these bras -- my hat is off to artist -- while women's shirts are coming off just to get into one!

 
brooksbot75, Etsy
brooksbot75, Etsy

Winter Goddess Bra

 
 

If you like going to Renaissance festivals then this bra is for you. Actually, I think I saw a few maidens wear these at the Michigan Renaissance Festival this year -- I only attended the festival for the beer and scantly dressed maidens.

 
organicarmor, Etsy
organicarmor, Etsy

Lightening Bra

 
 

The lightening bra is a bit "shocking" -- you can almost get a glimpse of the left nip if you look closely enough. In my opinion I think this is actually a pair of pasties held together by a leather string. Whatever you want to call it, I think this should be worn everywhere.

 
brooksbot75, Etsy
brooksbot75, Etsy

Colored Chainmaille Bra

 
 

A mighty damsel wearing this bra can defend off attacks from unwanted groping. She fear not the sword or the arrow -- just the drunken town idiot trying to cop a feel. Ride on fair maiden, ride on!

 
Hightower73, Etsy
Hightower73, Etsy

Ultimate Heavy Metal Bra

 
 

Nothing says you're a bad ass bitch than this 'gator etched' heavy metal bra. Wearing this bra says you have nothing to fear -- except falling in the water -- you're most likely going to sink to the bottom wearing this much metal. Either way you'll look good doing it.

 
brooksbot75, Etsy
brooksbot75, Etsy

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