Man Knocked Out With Beer Can At Family Party

So much for our theory of  "A Family That Drinks Together Stays Together".

A Nebraska man is recovering after a late night family party ended with a full beer can being thrown at his head.  The 43 year old needed four staples to close the wound.  Journal Star is reporting that the man was knocked unconscious after the hit.  But wait, it gets worse!  A relative began to kick him after he was already unconscious.  It is not known what the family was arguing about.  I am guessing it involved sleeping with a cousin and whose turn it was to do so.

Do you have any sweet stories of family parties going bad?