We all know Woody Harrelson spent some time in Flint during the filming of 'Semi-Pro,' but a recent story being shared on Facebook says that he'll be moving here for good. Why would a successful actor that lives happily in Hawaii move to one of the most troubled cities in America? We've got the answer.

You might remember a similar story circulating about Leonardo DiCaprio moving to Warren, Michigan a few months back. Wait, did I say similar? I meant to say the exact same story... Almost word for word. The only difference is that this time they replaced the word "Warren" with "Flint" and "Leonardo DiCaprio" with "Woody Harrelson."

Anyway, here's what Daily News 3 said Woody told "the magazine" in a recent interview:

“I’m just tired of the L.A. lifestyle and I feel like, at this point in my life, I’d rather just live in a place full of real, genuine people. I’ve been to Flint, Michigan a couple of times over the years and the people there are real… they’re genuine, and yeah every community has its problems but the people there are good, decent people and they care about their community. Those are the things I find most important in deciding where to live.” I’m not retiring, I’m just looking for a change in life and I think I’ve found that in Flint.”

The DiCaprio version of this came from KNP7 News, while this one comes from Daily News 3. Both sites describe themselves as "a fantasy news site. Most articles on dailynews3.com are satire or pure fantasy." What they should really say is that "most articles on dailynews3.com are made with the sole purpose of taking advantage of people who only read headlines and blindly share articles on social media, assuming they're true."

Instead of rambling on about how people really need to start using my guide to spotting fake news stories on the internet or how much I hate the douchebags that run trash websites like KNP7 and Daily News 3, I'll give you a few major reasons why Woody Harrelson would not move to Flint in GIF form.

He Lives in Hawaii and Loves it

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Have you ever seen Hawaii? It's like the exact opposite of Flint.


 

He's a Vegan

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Have you ever tried to be a vegan in Flint? We don't have many places that cater to that lifestyle.


Weed Isn't Legal Here

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Woody Harrelson is a long-time smoker and an avid marijuana supporter. He's not going to move anywhere he can't smoke worry-free on the reg.


He's Touched Alexadra Daddario's Boobs

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Once you've been to the mountaintop, you require a certain standard of living.


He's Rich

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Rich people tend to be fond of luxuries like 5-star restaurants and potable water.


 

So, in case I didn't make this clear throughout the course of the article -- Woody Harrelson is not moving to Flint.

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