A 625-pound man is claiming he is too fat to go to court. WTF? Jeff Klein is accused of calling in a bomb threat to a mobile home park in 2012. That is how long this case has dragged on. Klein is facing up to ten years in prison.

Not only are prosecutors not buying his excuse, even his own mother is calling him a liar. Klein's mother claims he just does not want to go to prison. You think?