It's like looking into a crystal ball and seeing Chris Monroe's future. A 74 year old South Carolina man was arrested after offering to blow two undercover policemen. This creep also told the cops he had a friend who could join in the fun! Wahoo!

The Smoking Gun reports, Thomas Mills was in his vehicle and flashed his car headlights at the officers. When the cops approached the vehicle he asked the size of their penises and asked to see them. Don't tell me these cops did not laugh a little bit. Seriously, getting propositioned by a senior citizen for sex? I would crack up!

The horny old timer was arrested on prostitution and misdemeanor charges. Something tells me jail and or prison won't really bother this old cock fighter!