Masturbation should primarily be done in the home, your home more specifically, not in  some 75-year-old perverts home.  But that's exactly what was going down in Oklahoma, and the old perv is behind bars for it.

A porn arcade actually sounds like it could be fun, until you find out it's in the house of some old creepy dude.  And it's not like sexy video games and dirty ski ball, it's just a bunch of other old perverts watching porno and jacking it.  A lot of the porn arcade appeal is lost when you know those things.  But that's what was happening in Oklahoma City, in the residence of 75 year old, JD Sackett.  Men would pay $10 for a day of unlimited porno watching in the house.    Which blows my mind, because there is unlimited free porno at your house.  Save the 10 bucks and pay your internet bill and you can spank to your wiener's content.

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