Let's do the math here. A 28-year-old Memphis man was arrested for assaulting his 93-year-old girlfriend. I am no mathematician, but that is a huge age difference. Like 65 years huge! Where did these two meet, on a GILF website?

Although the unidentified woman denies she is in a relationship with her attacker, he does not. Thomas Standley said the pair do share a home and are in a relationship. Standley is being charged with domestic assault and will forever be known as Grandma Effer!

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