Abstinence Bear Reminds You To Not Have Sex
I think encouraging abstinence is probably the most uphill battle of all time. People want to have sex, and they’d have to be pretty dedicated not to. It’s a good thing that Abstinence Bear is around to remind us to keep it in our pants.
The next time a chick asks you into her house, look over your shoulder and you’ll probably see this teddy bear. Which is really weird to me. Honestly, I bet you who ever produced this video has to have some sort of weird teddy bear fetish.