I think encouraging abstinence is probably the most uphill battle of all time.  People want to have sex, and they'd have to be pretty dedicated not to.  It's a good thing that Abstinence Bear is around to remind us to keep it in our pants.

 

The next time a chick asks you into her house, look over your shoulder and you'll probably see this teddy bear.  Which is really weird to me.  Honestly, I bet you who ever produced this video has to have some sort of weird teddy bear fetish.

 

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