There are countless things you can have down or in your pants. Ants in your pants, hands down your pants the options are endless. I have never thought about putting a chainsaw down a pair of pants, but Florida resident Anthony Ballard has and did!

Watch as Ballard shoves the chainsaw down his pants after he distracts the store clerk by asking for change. The 28-year-old homeless man fled on a bike, which was later confirmed to be stolen too. How can you pedal with a chainsaw in your pants? There are probably a few guys out there that are always carrying big tools in their pants, maybe I should ask on of them? Ballard was eventually caught and charged with grand theft.

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