Action Figure Therapy’s Jungle Ranger Teaches You How to Valentine’s Day

If anyone can help "git you some" on Valentine's Day -- it's Action Figure Therapy's Jungle Ranger.

This classic has every VD pro-tip you'll ever need. Anyone that promotes drinking beer in the shower is cool with me. Seriously, have you ever drank beer in the shower? It's awesome! You can chug like an animal with no worries of spilling on yourself and there's just something magical about a cold beer in a hot shower.