Alcohol + Machete + Watermelon — Guess What Happens
What do you get when you mix alcohol, a machete, and a watermelon? That's right, a trip to the hospital. Apparently, it's a lot tougher to be a ninja when you've been drinking. This guy makes a simple attempt to slice a watermelon in half and BOOM, instant gusher. I can't tell whether or not he lost any fingers but whatever he did, it's bleeding like hell.