Her name sounds like it could be the name of a tropical island, which makes sense because we want to be on her.

Ariana Merinda is one of those ridiculously, absurdly, just plain unfairly hot Aussie girls whose life appears to consist of nothing but beaches and bikinis. Do they have special colleges for that Down Under? If so, can we bring it over here?

Jealousy aside, at least Ariana is very conscientious about making sure she's posting regular photos of her in various states of undress, making sure we get a look at all her flawless sides from all angles. She must have gotten straight A's.