Cameron Simcik is a graduate of Bucknell University. She has written for Her Campus and is currently the Philadelphia Travel City Editor for The Daily Meal and a contributing writer for TheFW and GuySpeed.
Students Suspended after Eating Caffeinated Mints
It’s important for school officials to be aware of suspicious behavior among students, but Pekin High School in Illinois is cracking down on even the slightest of offenses.
Adorable Miniature Donkey Sports Pink Prosthetic Leg
There’s a large chance we have just discovered the world’s cutest animal. Emma is a miniature donkey ... a miniature donkey with a pink prosthetic leg. D'awww!
Woman Caught ‘Touching and Riding’ Manatee
Apparently, gettin' down and dirty with animals is now a thing? Remember that extra horny dolphin who tried to get some action from the scuba diver? It's the stuff of nightmares. Well folks, the roles have reversed, and mammal-loving horny people are making headlines! Actually, it's j…
Poland Hosts Hilarious Wiener Dog Parade
Today marks the day Poland made our list of awesome countries. Why? They openly celebrate their love of weiner dogs! No, seriously. These folks have no shame, and they showed their affection by dressing up and parading around their Dachshunds like the grumpy bundles of cuteness they are.
Friends Honor Man’s Legacy with Naked Calendar
If we were to die tomorrow, we’d want to be honored in a proper, manly way. You know, like displaying pictures of our finest one-night smokeshows at our wake or something. But thanks to 21-year-old Richard Warr, we now have the ultimate way to be remembered, and it involves some naked tim…
Hey, Kids! Come to the Alligator Pool Party!
Pool parties are the best. It’s a chance for kids to have some good old-fashioned fun playing with foam noodles and practicing belly flop techniques. Adults, too. But according to kids down in Florida, they’re even better when alligators are involved.
Can MySpace’s Hip Makeover Win You Back?
Remember back in 2005 when Myspace was cool? We blogged about our crush from middle school science class, took those "what would you do if..." surveys, and felt honored when we made it into someone's "top friends" box. Those were the days.
New Study Claims Male Packages are Shrinking
A recent study claims male genitalia is 10 percent smaller than the average package was fifty years ago.
Pizza Cone Crust Pizza — Awesomely Gross or Grossly Awesome?
Remember when we introduced you to the Pizza Hut Crown Crust Pizza? We’d like you to meet Pizza Hut Middle East’s newest massive calorie bomb, the Cone Crust Pizza. Sounds innocent enough, right? WRONG. Wrong wrong wrong. Heaven help us all.
Wisconsin Guy Humps Curbside Couch
We don’t know much about Wisconsin. But the few things we do know about the land of cheeses are reasons enough for Wisconsinites to be damn pleased with their state. It’s home to Cheeseheads, lots of badgers, Miller Brewing Company, and that guy who was caught having sex with a couc…
Global Bacon Shortage is a Horrible Reality
We really don’t like to be the bearers of bad news. It makes us feel all sad and weird, like ‘Gangnam Style’ in an elevator. But this time, we feel that it’s necessary to relay said bad news, if only for your health: there is going to be a global shortage of bacon next year.
Eel Gets Lodged Up Guy’s Butt
Few things are worse than going to the doctor. We mean, what’s the upside of shelling out cash for some creepy guy with a porno ‘stache to give us a hernia test? We could trick our girlfriends into giving us a one for free. There are, however, a few exceptions where we’d have to su…