Chris Illuminati
Lauren Elise — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Lauren Elise was the Playboy September 2011 Cyber Girl of the Month. Lauren is used to extra attention but she admits the place she always feels the most spoiled is while shooting for Playboy.
NFL Cheerleaders In Halloween Costumes — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Feel that lump in your belly? It’s all that Halloween candy reforming into one massive chocolatey thunderball. You won’t feel right for a month. The best idea is to burn a couple extra calories today.
Lingerie Football League Needs More Fights [VIDEO]
The Lingerie Football League is still alive and punting. Hey, if the WNBA can survive, there is no reason women in their underwear playing football can’t find a niche audience. The LFL needs is a hook. Something to keep eyeballs glued to TVs when watching women run around in their unmentionables gets a little stale.
Soya — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Soya, a SuicideGirl who admits to being a total stoner, hates the word “hobby” and considers staying up all night and surfing the web a “good time.” She could convince us to do anything. We hate the word hobby now too. See how good she is.
Elizabeth Olsen – Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Elizabeth Olsen is an actress and the younger sister of Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen. The 22-year-old did theater as a kid and appeared in many of her sisters’ productions. She won critical acclaim for her role in the independent film ‘Martha Marcy May Marlene.’
Lilth — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Introducing Lilth, a SuicideGirl who is studying Education Psychology, loves sushi and sometimes can’t stop eating chocolate.
Lethal — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Lethal, a SuicideGirl who spends all her free time napping, considers Wonder Woman a personal hero and will try anything once if you beg for it. Can she put on a Wonder Woman costume. Please?!?
Friskey — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]
Meet Friskey, a SuicideGirl who plays the ukulele and finds electrocution and clown suits very kinky. Finally, a woman that will appreciate our side job as rodeo clowns with taser guns!
Halloween Walk Of Shame [VIDEO]
Halloween parties are a great opportunity for random hook-ups. Especially because every girl is wearing a sexy costume. We don’t know that for fact, since we haven’t been invited to a Halloween party in years. We based that info on the comments people with lives make on their Facebook pages.
Dominique McElligott of AMC’s ‘Hell on Wheels’ — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Dominique McElligott is an Irish television and film actress who starred in the movies ‘Moon’ and ‘Leap of Faith’ as well as the series ‘Raw.’ She plays the role of Lily Bell in the AMC Western series ‘Hell on Wheels.’
Nicole Narain — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Nicole Narain was a Playboy Playmate of the Month in 2002 and has appeared in numerous Playboy videos. She has also appeared in music videos for R.L, LL Cool J, Mario Winans and Fabolous. She competed on the Playmate edition of NBC’s ‘Fear Factor’ and was a patient on ‘Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew.’ Nicole is our crush today for facing her sexual addiction head-on.
Kaley Cuoco Breaks Our Hearts– Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
It is with great sadness that we name Kaley Cuoco, star of ‘The Big Bang Theory, as our morning eyegasm.