Chris Illuminati
SuicideGirl of the Day — Acacia [PICTURES]
Meet Acacia, a SuicideGirl who gets hot over pouty mouths, vintage automobiles and who can’t live without hair spray.
Charlie Brooks — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Charlie Brooks is a model from Los Angeles, California that has appeared on Playboy TV and ‘Excused’ on MTV.
French Pop Singer Shy’m — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Shy’m is a French pop singer. Her debut album had four songs in the top 10 in France. Those are all fantastic resume builders for a young singer but we’re more interested in her fashion choices, especially her ensemble at the recent NRJ Music Awards in France.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Asio [PICTURES]
Meet Asio, a SuicideGirl who loves Coke, shopping and can’t live without panties.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Felina [PICTURES]
Meet Felina, a SuicideGirl who has a black lung but a clean urine test.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Pilot [PICTURES]
Meet Pilot, a SuicideGirl who hates casseroles almost as much as she hates mosquitoes.
The HYPEGirls — Babes of the Day [PICTURES]
Imagine the most beautiful girls you’ve ever seen all hanging out in one group. The group exists and it’s called the HYPEGirls. Enjoy.
Heidi Klum — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Heidi Klum is the ‘Crush of the Day’ only because she was able to break away from the animal magnetism that is Seal.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Flux [PICTURES]
Meet Flux, a SuicideGirl who loves big, throbbing brains and doing deadlifts.
Monika Heidel — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Monika Heidel is a model from Redding, California that “likes to play house, dress up and play in the garden and draw pictures.”
SuicideGirl of the Day — Vine [PICTURES]
Meet Vine, a SuicideGirl who loves climbing, hates to lose control and really wants everyone to know she is into climbing.
Kayleigh Elizabeth — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Kayleigh Elizabeth, Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Month , has an interesting outfit planned for the beach this summer.