Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
BatDad Simply Won’t Let His Kids Get Ebola
While Batman is protecting Gotham City from every themed criminal that swoops into town, BatDad has other concerns.
This 1-Minute Horror Movie Will Scare You From Ever Sleeping Again
This Halloween's most frightening movie is shorter than the time it takes to find your seat in theaters.
Teacher Quits Job to Become Professional Twerker, Make Money Than You’ll Ever See
You know the old joke about the stripper who's only dancing so she can pay her way through school? Well, this is pretty much the opposite of that.
Man Who Orgasms 100 Times a Day Has the Most Pleasurable Nightmare Life
If they ever find a cure for this condition, this guy will be even more excited than he already is.
Man Waits in Line 44 Hours to Buy iPhone 6 to Save His Crumbling Marriage
The new iPhone 6 comes with a lot of features, sure, but is keeping the flame of love burning one of them?
35 Jobs That No Longer Exist Will Have You Polishing Your Resume
VCR repairman. Town crier. Milkman. All are jobs that just don't have a place in the world anymore.
Friends Record Pal Trapped in Garbage Can Because Stupid Is Everywhere
If your night ends with you in a garbage can, you've either been A) beaten up by a much bigger guy or B) had a really great night. It looks like the second scenario played out for the gent here.
This Off-Her-Rocker Driver Goes Absolutely Nuts on Fellow Motorist in Front of Son
Road rage seems to be spreading with the ferocity of ebola, except ebola may not be as cruel.
Weird Things Couples Fight About Will Make You Wish You Were Single
If you think it's tough being single, just wait until you find yourself in a committed relationship.
Tornado Wipes Out This Garage Right After Man Drives Away
What's the best time to leave your house? How about during a tornado?
Woman in Thong on Motorcycle Is…Well, There Are No Words
You think you know what a biker looks like? Think again.
New Teacher Caught Drunk and Pantsless on First Day of School [VIDEO]
Even teachers are nervous on the first day of school, although they don't usually cope with the butterflies in their stomachs the way this one did.