Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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‘Vagina Beer’ Is Here to Quench All Your Carnal Desires
The worst alcoholic innovation since Zima has arrived.
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Name a Cockroach After Your Love This Valentine’s Day
Chocolates and flowers are so passe. Why not do something your love will never forget this Valentine's Day?
America’s Best Job Isn’t Even Close to Being Obvious
Think you know what the best job in America is? Think again because there’s no way you do.
11-Year-Old Basketball Prodigy’s Moves Will Deke You Out of Your Shoes
Noah Cutler is better at basketball than you will be at anything you ever do.
Whoops! Co-Workers Accidentally Thought They Won $950 Million Powerball
Money makes you do some pretty crazy things.
Fake 2016 Browns Season Ticket Video Is Brutally Truthful
The Cleveland Browns are so bad you might think they're named after the color of the way they play.
Bouncer in GoPro’s New Year’s Eve Is a Gaggle of Irritating Idiots
New Year's Eve is a sort of Groundhog Day for rapscallions -- it's the one day of the year when the worst of the worst come out to take a look and wreak havoc.