Free Beer was in Madison, Wisconsin over the weekend to announce the Wisconsin, Ohio State game. On his way from the airport to the hotel, Free Beer experienced a very interesting cab ride. The cabby announced that he was training another driver, that gives us two guys upfront and Free Beer in the back. The cab trip was going fine until the cab driver in the passenger seat says "Is Jesus sittin' in the back seat with you?" After that statement, things got weird.
An interesting study came out from the Journal of Urology recently. The study used a decade of information about genitourinary injuries in American adults to compile the top 7 reasons for genital injuries. According to The Atlantic, the number of genital injuries averages about 16,000 per year and men accounted for two-thirds of these. Free Beer and Hot Wings discuss these findings and tell a few stories themselves.
'Extreme Cougar Wives' is coming this November to The Learning Channel (TLC). The one-hour program follows three elderly women who are involved with significantly younger men. The teaser video opens with Hattie, a 76-year-old woman, explaining how she is labeled a cougar because she sleeps with younger men. It seems as though The Learning Channel no longer has any inclination to teach you anything... Scratch that, we learned what a cougar was.
Khandace Cossitt of Virginia is not your ordinary grandmother, not by any means. She is a 56-year-old granny that wants to fight in a MMA cage match. The 6 foot 5 inch tall woman is a self described "man-decker." Khandace weighs in at over 200 pounds and is eager to get into the ring. No one wants to take on this feisty grandma as of yet, but she is ready to brawl!
Ever since the Jack Link's Sasquatch advertising campaign, everybody knows that Bigfoot is a jerk. This is confirmed by a Pennsylvania man who claims his RV was vandalized by a rock throwing Bigfoot. The man claims that he and his girlfriend spotted Bigfoot 3 times while camping over a month long period. The encounters included a brief sighting, a close encounter, and the previously mentioned vandalism. After hearing about the encounters first hand, Free Beer and Hot Wings both agree that Bigfoot is a dick.
Last week the Washington Nationals lost a heartbreaking game to be eliminated from the pennant race. The team blew a 6 run lead late in the game, much to the anger of Washington fans. A reporter from a local news station was set up near the gate to get reactions of fans as they were walking out, but he was hesitant due to the amount of swearing going on. However, he finds a fan who agreed not to swear, only to have a different fan pop his head in for a copious amount of cursing on air.
Free Beer and Hot Wings came across a gem of a video over the weekend. A Cleveland bus driver dealt a Mortal Kombat style uppercut to a woman who had apparently been taunting the man while he was driving. In the video it is unclear as to how the woman was provoking the driver. The beginning of the confrontation was not recorded, but the video did capture one of the greatest 1 liners of all time from the driver. "She want to be a man, I'm gonna treat you like a man," the driver shouted moments before delivering his jaw-shattering uppercut.
Zane spent most of the day yesterday waging war on listeners who were emailing in to the show. There’s still a misconception that he’s staring at the webcam, when he is really just watching the TV that the webcam is mounted to...
We started the morning by talking about the trailer for the new Planet of the Apes movie. The CG looks kinda crappy, considering the time we live in, but at least half of us still want to see the movie anyway. We ...
We started the morning talking about how it appears as though privatized space travel is really taking off. There are a bunch of different private organizations that will soon be offering trips to space for private citizens for a ridiculous amount of money...
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