Kemper Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Kemper, a SuicideGirl who spends most of her free time searching for the “mythical clitoris”. Can we join the search party?
Orijin Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Orijin, a SuicideGirl who loves a guy that knows what he wants and who can’t live without speckled eggs.
Danielle Gilman — Babe of the Day
Danielle Gilman is a 24-year-old model from Boston, MA.
Rachel Shine — Playboy Girl of the Week
Rachel Shin, the Playboy Girl of the Week , is a model and student from Newport Beach, California.
Eden Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Eden, a SuicideGirl who works as a dog behaviorist and has over thirty tattoos.
Lena Headey — Crush of the Day
What do you think it was like hitting on women in barbarian times? Our best hypothesis would be something to the effect of John Slattery’s reconfiguring of the National Anthem on ’30 Rock.’ It was probably much easier, considering there was no such thing as Facebook, texting or even bathing. By the …
And the Babe of the Week Is… Gabrielle Nires
Looks like the world does belong to the young… at least when it comes to Babe of the Week. Aspiring model Gabrielle Nires is the youngest babe so far to snag this title, beating out more seasoned professionals like Rachel Lynn and Liz Chavez.
Alanna Ballantine — Playboy Girl of the Week
Alanna Ballatine, Playboy’s ‘Barmate of the Month,‘ works at Gertty’s Grill in Rolla, Missouri while earning her bachelor’s degree in psychology. She thinks working at the bar is great training for her future career.
Chelsie Hightower — Crush of the Day
What is it about dancers that drive us crazy? Their bodies? Their sweet moves? The fact that their sweet moves remind us that our go-to ‘Cabbage Patch’ dance really sucks? Even though we’ve been practicing since a time when people knew what the hell a Cabbage Patch even was.
Bob Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bob, a SuicideGirl who loves being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Alex Reardon — Babe of the Day
Sometimes, it takes a failure to find a success. Our ‘Checking Out Your Tweets‘ blog posts were kind of a failure but they were successful in finding our ‘Babe of the Day’ for today — Alex Reardon.
Brie Larson — Crush of the Day
Brie Larson is a little bit grunge, a little bit rock and roll and 100% cute.