Ajilee — Today’s SuicideGirl
This is Ajilee, an omnivore who has curves for miles and is perpetually on vacation.
The Pierces — Crushes of the Day
Is there anything hotter than a beautiful woman playing the guitar and singing her heart out? The answer is yes there is something hotter — TWO beautiful women singing and plaything the guitar. Introducing The Pierces, sultry singing sisters from Alabama that look just as good as they sound.
Melissa Anne Teixeira — Babe of the Day
There’s not many gals out there who look just as good as a blonde as they do a brunette (we’re talking strictly on the head here you perverts), but then Melissa Anne Teixeira came along and shattered all of our preconceived notions on hair color. We didn’t have many thoughts on hair, everything we k…
Nina Agdal — Crush of the Day
Nina Agdal is on our radar after having just been announced as the Sports Illustrated 2012 Rookie of the Year. Kudos to Sports Illustrated for coming up with what might be a more pointless award than a Daytime Emmy. But more kudos to Nina Agdal for being so damn hot.
Grenade — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Grenade, a SuicideGirl who really likes blood, guts and Crispin Glover.
Jennifer Christianson — Babe of the Day
If you look up the word ‘MILF’ in the dictionary (if you even own a dictionary), chances are there’s a picture of Jennifer Christianson next to it.
Genesis Rodriguez — Crush of the Day
When your father’s nickname is ‘El Puma,’ and your mother is a Cuban model, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’re going to grow up to be either: A.) The Most Interesting Man in the World or B.) The Hottest Woman Alive. Lucky for us, in Genesis Rodriguez’s case, it&r…
Rachel Lynn — Babe of the Day
Rachel Lynn is a 24-year-old model from California. Besides modeling, Rachel competes in the NPC as a bikini athlete.
Jennifer Lawrence — Crush of the Day
Jennifer Lawrence oozes hotness, and to be honest, we don’t even think she realizes it. Barely of drinking age, and she’s putting Hollywood’s A-listers to absolute shame.
Vanessa Minnillo — Crush of the Day
During the boy band craze of the late 90s and early 2000s, we cracked a couple (million) jokes about the guys in the groups like 98 Degrees, N’Sync and the Backstreet Boys. And man do we feel like schmucks now. Justin Timberlake is engaged to Jessica Biel and Nick Lachey has married and planted his …
Kieve — Today’s SuicideGirl
Today’s SuicideGirl is rainbow-haired Kieve. She’s a Colombian stylist who loves pizza and Batman.
Nicole Michelle — Babe of the Day
Remember that line from Anchorman when Champ Kind says to Wes Mantooth, “I will take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!”