Woman Fired From Lingerie Store For Being Too Busty
We know the complaints, but generally speaking, owning a voluptuous chest is a big life advantage. Not so much for Lauren Odes of New Jersey — The 29-year-old claims she was fired from her job because she was too hot and her boobs were too large. And, get this, she worked in a linger…
Naked Man Ties Himself To a Tree In Hopes Of Getting Sex
Alan Petrusson wanted sex, but instead of begging like the rest of us, he tied himself naked and blindfolded to a tree in a park in Ramsey, Minnesota and waited for the sex to come to him. Brilliant. Why didn’t we think of that?!?
Old Man With Chainsaw Demonstrates Proper Way to Open a Beer Bottle
There are all sorts of ways to open a bottle of beer if you don’t have a proper opener — Lighters, silverware, belt buckles, your teeth, your friend’s teeth etc. These days, the cool kids are actually using iPad chargers to gain access to their bottled brews.
Woman Arrested After Naked Stroll Through Lumber Store
Let’s say you’re at your local lumber yard, buying wood for some sort of home improvement project. You’re feeling like quite a man, because you’re about to do some work with your hands. In walks a woman, completely nude. Bonus, right? Maybe not so much.
Megan Fox Wants to Sell You a Butt Massage Chair
The Sharper Image has long been the go-to spot for must-have items like electronic tie racks and rechargeable nose hair clippers. Since men are more likely to buy their gadgets, the company signed a new pitchwoman who’ll appeal to their target demo.
One-Armed Little League Pitcher Coleman Shannon Throws a Shocking No-Hitter
Coleman Shannon was born without a right hand and forearm, due to a medical condition called Amelia, but that hasn’t slowed him down from chasing his baseball dreams. In fact, the 14-year-old left-handed pitcher recently threw a no-hitter in a Johnsonville, SC little league game.
‘Ferris Bueller’s Next Day Off?’ — Valet Caught Joy Riding on Hidden Camera
In a case of life imitating ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,’ a man who runs a parking lot in Florida was caught on hidden camera joyriding in a convertible sports car which had been left in his care.
Police Find Meth Lab in Man’s Pants
Granted, everything we know about the production of crystal meth comes from “Breaking Bad.” Still, this sounds odd. A man in Oklahoma was arrested early Friday morning after highway patrolman found a meth lab . . . in his pants.
Bar Refaeli Does a Swimsuit Shoot Without The Swimsuit
Bar Refaeli was modeling some swimwear for Elle Spain when she decided her best clothing option might be no clothing at all. Forward thinking is ALWAYS welcome.
Was Seal Caught ‘Checking His Mic’ On ‘The Voice’ Australia?
International recording superstar Seal is a judge on the Australian version of the ‘The Voice.” Apparently his method for showing approval when a contestant has a particularly good performance is quite different than what you see from Adam Levine, Blake Sheldon and the rest on …
Yikes! Actual Snake Found on Plane
Like the plot of the Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name, an Australian pilot found himself staring at a snake as he maneuvered a plane through the air. The fact that the small Air Frontier plane was carrying no passengers and it was only one snake didn’t temper the drama one bit.
‘National Cleavage Day’ Event Stops Traffic
Traffic was stopped in London during a celebration of National Cleavage Day.