HAILING FROM PARTS UNKNOWN, WEIGHING IN AT 215 POUNDS AND STANDING AT 6 FEET 7 INCHES, THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF FLINT NIGHT RADIO, IT'S MATT FANTONE!!!! Man, I wanted to be a pro wrestler when I was growing up. Then I realized that is a lot of push ups and sweaty, shirtless, man on man in breifs action, so I went with radio. Not so much because I love talking to listeners, making people laugh, and rock music, but moreso I hate having a lot of money and I can't wake up before noon. Other than that, I have a three point plan when it comes to success in life.
- Never date a stripper. I wouldn't even recommend hooking up with one.
- Never date a stripper. You'll say "I'm just in it for the sex" but before long, she'll be using your car while you watch her kids.
- If you are gonna date a stripper, wear a condom. That's just solid advice