Shopping During a Sale May Make You Lose Your Mind [POLL]
Most of us have had shopping experiences at major sales events that would have been emotionally easier to handle with a steady Thorazine drip being administered in a padded room somewhere underneath the mall.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 21-year-old British singer-songwriter and actress who popped out of her momma somewhere in the country formerly known as Yugoslavia before moving to live with her family in the United Kingdom.
General Motors Recalls More Than 38,000 Chevy Impala Police Cruisers
The safety of police cruisers all across the United States and Canada are now in question, as General Motors announced that it is recalling more than 38,000 Chevrolet Impala police vehicles because of suspension issues in the front end that could lead to an a accident.
Principal Takes on a Man with a Gun During School’s Open House
Students at a Georgia high school will likely start their first day back wondering if they should have included a bulletproof vest on their supply list, as police say they are still searching for a man who showed up on campus last week with a loaded gun.
Victorian Penis Armor Thought to Prevent Insanity, Masturbation
Anti-masturbation devices, such as the one pictured up top, were used in the stained glass days of the Victorian sex age, where everyone from scholars, Catholic porno cults and Cloister prostitutes believed that masturbation caused the degeneration of civil society by inflicting the rosy palm populo…
Man Sets Toilet on Fire in the Name of Religion
We have all had semi-religious experiences in the bathroom that could have benefited from the lighting of a match. However, a Kentucky man might have taken that concept a little too far over the weekend, when he set an entire toilet on fire in the name of religion.
Shaving Your Pubes Could Give You Venereal Disease
Well boys, it could be time to dust off all of those 35-year-old copies of Playboy Magazine that your daddy has stuffed in grocery sacks underneath his mattress. No, that’s not Buckwheat in a leg lock that you are looking at on page fifty-eight, that’s a 1970′s bush, and it just mi…
New Study Reveals Stressed-Out Men Like Heavy Women
For all of you guys who like big butts and you don’t know why, new research suggests that you are probably just stressed out.
Man Wants To Make a Beer Run So He Calls 911 For a Ride
Behind the pock marked mask of the true alcoholic, there are times when the stranglehold of desperation cuts off the blood flow to that part of the brain that serves as a holding cell for common sense.
Do Commercials Make You Want to Eat Junk Food?
One of the issues watching late night television is having your stomach seduced by munchie-inducing fast food advertisements that ultimately lead to a wicked appetite for destruction – of your waistline.
McDonald’s Testing a Breakfast After Midnight Menu — Dollars and Sense
It appears that while McDonald’s was busy dominating the fast food world they figured out a way to make themselves an even stronger entity in the quick service food industry.
Terracotta Pots Used to Hide Record-Setting $500 Million Worth of Illegal Drugs
In what authorities are saying is the largest seizure of meth and the third largest heroin bust in history, seven men, including four Hong Kong nationals and three Australians are facing charges relating to their alleged connection with an international drug syndicate.