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Rachel Martin, Bombshell Bank Teller, Steals $72K to Pay for a Boob Job
Rachel Martin is a pioneer. We’ve heard of people pulling inside bank jobs. We’ve heard of models getting boob jobs. This is the first time we’ve ever heard of an aspiring model pulling an inside bank job so that she could get a boob job – we guess it was just a matter of time.
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Ex-Con Shoots Himself in Crotch During Gun Sale
If you are a convicted felon, there are a couple of ways to ensure another trip back to the pokey – shooting yourself in the balls with an illegal firearm is one way.
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Pole-Dancing Prostitutes Are Destroying an Entire City
When street sex is your business, sometimes it’s necessary to use certain signs to let your customers know that you are open for business. However, some prostitutes in New Zealand are literally using signs to entice would be Johns’ with their pole-dancing stunts and sexual grindshows.
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Bill Murray Can Crash Here – The Greatest Tour That’ll Never Happen
Earlier this week, a report indicated actor Bill Murray was embarking on a 27-date “Party Crashing Tour,” where as long as you have booze, karaoke, and some sort of sign out front that states ‘Bill Murray Can Crash Here,’ he might just show up at your house looking to party.
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The U.S. Government Cracks Down on Penis Pump Fraud
Well guys, the jig is up! The federal government is now challenging the legitimacy of American impotency by investigating a near 500 percent increase in Medicare payments for penis pumps over the last decade.
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Airline Passenger Forced to Sit Next to a Corpse, Has Trouble Getting a Refund – Is It Fair?
The next time someone dies sitting next to you on a commercial flight, you might receive a partial refund. Key word, “might.”
According to a report in a Swedish newspaper, a woman was forced to sit next to a dead man aboard a Kenya Airways flight after the he allegedly died shortly after take off.
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Texas Strip Clubs Now Have a $5 ‘Pole Tax’
Strip club patrons in Houston, Texas are getting the shaft – or the pole.
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Shoppers Get Naked for Free Groceries in Germany
Now this is our kind of meat market!
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60-Year-Old Chinese Grandmother is a Pole Dancing Goddess
Not even deep inside the most grotesque underworld of one legged hookers, sex pirates, and black market organ thieves should geriatric pole dancing ever be allowed.
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Walmart Robber Seriously Injured by His Own Getaway Vehicle
It never seems to fail — where there’s a twinge of desperation, a nearby Walmart, and just enough faith in a reckless gamble to go over the wall, the derelict sideshow and dumb circus is there.
Apparently, one man from New York does not intend to change that.
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Drunk Dude Passes Out in the Wrong House, 20 Miles Away From Own House
Sometimes you just stumble into the wrong house after a night of drinking — but you don’t usually miss the house by 20 miles.
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Boston Teen Sentenced to Two Years in Prison for Texting and Driving
A Boston, Massachusetts teen has been sentenced to two years in prison after being found guilty of causing a fatal car crash due to texting and driving.