Millionaire Renames Texas Town After Breastaurant
An entrepreneur named Doug Guller has purchased the small town of Bankersmith, Texas on Craigslist and re-named it after his breastaurant franchise named Bikinis.
Ingenting Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Ingenting — a 22-year-old Swedish college student who is turned on by guys who can cook. Does meth count? Paging Jesse Pinkman!
Sizzling Hot Girls Wrestle at the 2012 Bacon Cup
Portlandia has endeared the nation, nay, the world to the weird charm of Stumptown aka Rose City. Many might not know the area is actually a strip club haven – with exotic dancers that are more akin to SuicideGirls than Hooters waitresses. If you need further reason why Portland should be your next …
Amanda Voci — Babe of the Day
Amanda’s a 28-year-old model, skincare specialist and mixologist bartender from St. Petersburg, Florida who was Citynet Magazine’s Miss March 2012.
Ackley Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We first featured Ackley, a 26-year-old “certified hustler” from Cali via Nebraska. Ackley appeared in November 2011, then again with her butt buddy Damsel in early June. She’s back to remind us to fight for animal rights and to slap the bass. Drop the ‘b’ and we’…
Crystal Bailey — Babe of the Day
Crystal’s a 25-year-old model from Waynesboro, Georgia who’s in the running for Bikini-USA’s Ms. July 2012 contest.
You Know What This Beer Pong Game Needs? More Basketball
Though the popularity of BASEketball never really took off after the movie’s release, some vertical-minded entrepreneurs believe one of the greatest drinking games to ever come down the pike should get an infusion of basketball.
Mr. Wizard’s a Real ‘Richard’ in This Hilarious Mash-Up
Growing up, we always got a weird feeling watching ‘Mr. Wizard’s World’ on Nickelodeon. The old curmudgeon was full of knowledge and insight, but he imparted that brain power in the most arrogant manner. No wonder we opted for sci-fi – at least Emmett Brown’s put downs …
Rhue — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Rhue — a 24-year-old Canadian who’s into underwater creatures but NOT Nic Cage. GASP! She must’ve hated this job application.
Sarah Silverman Will ‘Scissor’ a Mitt Romney Supporter For $100 Million
Of all the female comedians out there, Sarah Silverman might have the biggest balls. Actually, that’s sexist. She’s got bigger beans than most male comedians. This publicity stunt could be her ballsiest move to date.
Heather Vaughn Morris — Babe of the Day
Heather’s a 24-year-old model from Charlotte, North Carolina who competed in the 2011 Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant.
LayTee Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet LayTee — a 21-year-old tattoo artist and model originally from southern Kentucky who now lives in California. She’s into 1970s Saturday Night Live, sketching and ‘handy men surprises.’ We suggest showing up to her place wearing one of these.