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Man Possessed By Gay Demon Is Exorcised [FBHW]
Most people believe that exorcisms are a thing of fiction embraced by Hollywood. Well, those people obviously haven't heard of Bob Larson of the of the Spiritual Freedom Church. Larson is a modern day exorcist who has over 15,000 exorcisms under his belt!
Free Beer and Hot Wings came across a video of one of Larson's best exorcisms of all time. Larson is exorcising a gay demon. Yup, that demon is flaming... figuratively, literally, and sexily.
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Taylor Swift Debuts Her New Song On Good Morning America [FBHW]
Taylor Swift debuted her new song from her 'Red' album today on Good Morning America. The song is called 'State of Grace' and as far as Free Beer and Hot Wings are concerned, it sucks pretty hard. The hook is "I never saw you coming," which was quickly explained by Hot Wings with "that's because your eyes were closed." Hot Wings taught us a valuable lesson today, brilliant commentary should never be kept to yourself.
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Psy vs Ghostbusters — Gangnam Busters Mashup [FBHW]
Hot Wing's favorite Korean pop star, Psy, had his smash hit, Gangnam Style, mashed up with the Ghostbusters theme song. The Ghostbusters theme has been mashed up several other times, including this awesome version with an AC/DC song. Producer Joe made a huge error when editing the audio and the guys instantly jumped all over him. Apparently, they get pretty heated when talking about Gangnam style. Rightly so, since the song is one of the most viewed videos on YouTube.
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Man Faces Down Charging Gorilla [FBHW]
Apparently, Free Beer and Hot Wings have been watching old gorilla documentaries. The 1976 film 'Gorilla' has several scenes where the host, Adrien Deschryver, stands his ground against a charging gorilla. In realm of bad asses, Deschryver is on par with Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone, or Jason Statham.
We can all learn a lesson from this brief clip... If you are ever in a jungle in Africa and you get charged at by a massive gorilla, just stand there and you'll be fine! What could be easier?
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Christopher Walken Reads Honey Boo Boo Quotes [FBHW]
Pretty much anything that Christopher Walken does can be deemed hilarious. It's hard not to crack a smile when he is dancing to a Fat Boy Slim song, doing a reading of a Lady Gaga song, or in this case reading from a transcript of the "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" show.
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The Worst Candy Names Of All Time [FBHW]
Free Beer and Hot Wings came across an article from World Wide Interweb that had photos of candy with unbelievably bad names. A lot of the candy on the list is from overseas, so it is understandable when a word is lost in translation. However, some of the candy names are just blatantly weird. Take the case of "Camel Balls," they are actually shaped like and marketed to be camel balls. There is no denying it, there is a camel with large balls directly on the packaging. Sometimes people put the weirdest things in their mouths...
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Testosterone Fueled Stag Chases Man Up A Tree [FBHW]
This can definitely be classified as one of those "Oh Crap!" moments. An unsuspecting man in London's Bushy Park found himself in the middle of two massive stags looking to fight. The man was cornered by one of the bucks, so he quickly took cover behind a tree. He was desperately crying for help, but no one could get near him because of the manic deer. Lucky for him, humans have a better concept of spatial reality than deer and the man was able to keep the tree between himself and the stag.