Guys, have you ever had that not so fresh feeling? Of course we won't ever be sitting on a blanket in a field with our dads and ask that question -- but women sure do it a lot. On a recent Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert did a segment on commercials -- more specifically, feminine hygiene products. You may want to read on if your "junk" smells like, well junk.

During the report, Stephen states that he's a fan of commercials -- blah, blah, blah -- the best part is when he starts talking about the Summers Eve commercials and their use of a hand talking, but turned to look like a vagina that talks.

The commercials were rather disturbing, I'm not sure in what way though; was it the fact that they made a hand a talking vagina, or the fact that they had one for white women, black women and hispanic women. Summers Eve sure knows how to hit their demographics.

At the end of the segment, The Colbert Report creates a commercial for male hygiene products. Come on guys, we all know what happens on a hot day -- schwetty balls -- and we know the Saturday Night Live skit, there are even chocolate schwetty balls. Introducing Autumnal Afternoon Dick Cream, a wash just for your junk; the best product they off would have to be the Autumnal Afternoon Cucumber Ball Dip. Watch the video for all this not to sound creepy.