Paper, Rock, Scissors is for 3rd graders and little girls, flipping a coin is for your grandma and her bridge club partners. Next time you need to break a tie or settle an argument, be classy and settle it with the gentleman's game.This video is almost 2 years old (which is 40 in internet years), but is still funny regardless of age. I actually just watched this for the first time and can't stop singing the damn song, enjoy.

Bet you'll think twice about car shopping at Ashley Schaeffers's BMW now.