You may have played "super-hero" as a kid, but I am guessing you don't anymore.

Here's one clown who is still pretending!

The Petoskey News is reporting, a man has been arrested for dressing up as Batman and hanging from a hardware store in Petoskey, MI.

Mark Wayne Williams (not to be confused with Bruce Wayne), not only  was dressed as the caped crusader, he also was carrying Freeze Plus P and other weapons.

Can you imagine driving or walking down the street and seeing this?

Batman, not so much.  DOUCHE MAN is more like it!