Birmingham Teen Faces 10 Years in Prison for Giving Teacher THC Cookie
An 18-year-old student at Birmingham’s Seaholm High School is in some hot water after giving his teacher a cookie that contained THC last week.
Anyone who’s been through it can tell you that being drugged without your knowledge or consent is not cool. Unfortunately, a lot of teenagers don’t understand the ramifications of doing so. Back in the 1970s, sliding your teacher a pot cookie would have either gotten you laid, an A+ or a stern talking to from your parents and the principle — it was a toss up, really. However, in today’s everyone-gets-butthurt-about-everything society, things like sliding teach some “baked goods” will land your punk ass in prison. A Birmingham teen might learn that the hard way.
Last Wednesday (March 4th), an 18-year-old student gave his teacher a cookie, the teacher ate it and became so sick he was briefly hospitalized. The toxicology reports just came back and confirmed what everyone believed to be the case — there were large amounts of THC in the cookie. Now the as-of-yet-unnamed teen is facing 10 years in prison for felony food tampering. Way to waste perfectly good edibles, dumbass.
The teacher returned to work the following Monday after spending “several days recuperating.” What kind of weak ass teacher needs 4 days to recover from any amount of marijuana? It’s a good thing he likes cookies, because homeboy is milking it.
There’s two lessons to be learned here:
- Don’t waste your drugs on your teachers
- Don’t eat anything your students give you