Black Friday Shoppers Are Lunatics… Be Afraid [VIDEO]

Let’s face it… Black Friday is for lunatics and sadists who want nothing more than to throw punches at strangers in their attempt to save a few bucks on electronics and toys their kids will never play with. It is amazing this godless, American ritual continues to be legal, as every year reports surface over some poor bastard being beaten, trampled to death or stabbed in the checkout line.

Ultimately, Black Friday is thunderdome and anyone who participates in this uncivilized contortion of the barbaric consumer deserves all the pain and anguish they've got coming to them.

Although this video takes place in Michigan City, Indiana rest assured this level of lunacy is happening at every retail outlet in your neighborhood. A word of advice: shop online, and if you must go to a store -- take along a can of mace and a cattle prod.