Brotips – Website Featuring Tips for Guys
While surfing around the web I stumbled upon brotips.com -- a website that features different tips for guys (and sometimes girls.) Some of the tips are funny, some are off-the-wall and others can be pretty serious. If you're a fan of 'How I Met Your Mother' on CBS Monday nights, you may be familiar with Barney's Bro Code -- these are kind of the same. Take a look at some of the featured 'brotips'!
Brotip #1190
If she doesn't look good after the first three shots, she'll never look good with a hangover.
Brotip #1184
Dating isn't real estate bro. You don't have to secure a new one before moving out of the old one.
Brotip #1180
Wearing your sunglasses indoors is the easiest way to say, "make no mistake about it: I actually am kind of an a--hole."
Brotip #1193
What you can't do: stop everyone from talking bad about you. What you can do: stop giving a f---.
Brotip #1198
If you're ever caught sleeping in class, slowly raise your head and say, "Amen."
Brotip #980
There's a reason jerks are called a--holes: the only thing coming out of them is bulls---.
Brotip #1127
Your girls friends might not approve of you; but that's why you're dating her and not them.
Brotip #1174
Don't sleep next to anything you don't want to wake up next to.
Brotip #250
Always go big. Don't even think about going home.
Brotip #1
There's a 99% chance that you're awesome. Act like it.