Brotips – Website Featuring Tips for Guys
While surfing around the web I stumbled upon brotips.com — a website that features different tips for guys (and sometimes girls.) Some of the tips are funny, some are off-the-wall and others can be pretty serious. If you're a fan of 'How I Met Your Mother' on CBS Monday nights, you may be familiar with Barney's Bro Code — these are kind of the same. Take a look at some of the featured 'brotips'!
If she doesn't look good after the first three shots, she'll never look good with a hangover.
Dating isn't real estate bro. You don't have to secure a new one before moving out of the old one.
Wearing your sunglasses indoors is the easiest way to say, "make no mistake about it: I actually am kind of an a--hole."
What you can't do: stop everyone from talking bad about you. What you can do: stop giving a f---.
If you're ever caught sleeping in class, slowly raise your head and say, "Amen."
There's a reason jerks are called a--holes: the only thing coming out of them is bulls---.
Your girls friends might not approve of you; but that's why you're dating her and not them.
Don't sleep next to anything you don't want to wake up next to.
Always go big. Don't even think about going home.
There's a 99% chance that you're awesome. Act like it.