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Burglar Found Covered In Chocolate & Peanut Butter

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Hey, you eat your Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup your way, this clown eats his this way. A burglar was arrested inside a Kentucky grocery store after employees found him covered in chocolate and peanut butter.

As if the food smeared all over him was not weird enough, the burglar even spelled out “sorry” on the floor using NyQuil. My guess it was the daytime formula. Who can stay awake to spread chocolate on themselves after ingesting the night time formula?

The Smoking Gun identifies the burglar as 22 year old Andrew Toothman. This case is pretty cut and dry since he was found at the scene and admitted to breaking in.  Toothman is now behind bars. Unfortunately for him the “bars” are not made of candy.

 

 

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