Buy A Lottery Ticket!
Holy crap I would make an excellent rich person!
The Mega Millions lottery is up to an estimated 168-million-dollars with no winner in last nights drawing.
The next drawing is Christmas Eve. BUY A TICKET! Can you imagine hitting for that much money? Talk about a Christmas miracle!
The first thing I would do is skin a super model and wear her! Then off to a fabulous exotic location. Nothing but vodka tonics and Vegas from here on out.
I know the odds are against me but I can't win if I don't play. I am playing!! Good luck!