Buy A Lottery Ticket!

Holy crap I would make an excellent rich person!

The Mega Millions lottery is up to  an estimated 168-million-dollars with no winner in last nights drawing.

The next drawing is Christmas Eve.  BUY A TICKET!  Can you imagine hitting for that much money?  Talk about a Christmas miracle!

The first thing I would do is skin a super model and wear her!  Then off to a fabulous exotic location.  Nothing but vodka tonics and Vegas from here on out.

I know the odds are against me but I can't win if I don't play.  I am playing!!  Good luck!