Zane checked out a magazine article that showed older celebrities in their bathing suits and talked about how great they looked. He disagreed with all but about 2 of them, saying that they actually looked just as old as they really were. A seventh generation Welenda is trying to legalize tight-rope walking across Niagara Falls. We talked about how tight-rope walking was only cool in the documentary Man on Wire, where the guy walked between the Twin Towers. Some guy walked in to a bank, claiming to have a backpack filled with anthrax and demanded money from the teller. It was later revealed that there was no anthrax in the bag, but human waste.