Apparently, Free Beer and Hot Wings have been watching old gorilla documentaries. The 1976 film 'Gorilla' has several scenes where the host, Adrien Deschryver, stands his ground against a charging gorilla. In realm of bad asses, Deschryver is on par with Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone, or Jason Statham.
We can all learn a lesson from this brief clip... If you are ever in a jungle in Africa and you get charged at by a massive gorilla, just stand there and you'll be fine! What could be easier?