Free Beer & Hot Wings

Hour 1

Zane made a really great first impression on his new tenant in his house yesterday. The guy accidentally spilled some water on the carpet and Zane absolutely lost his mind. He hung up on the guy twice and was raging out on him for the rest of the day. We talked about how he should have his own reality show called “Eric Zane: American Landlord”. Free Beer went over a list of the characteristics that casting companies look for when casting reality shows. It turns out that Zane would be perfect!

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Zane just recently moved in to his new house and he’s been telling us about all of the crap that made the move to the new place. Instead of going through everything before he moved, he got a dumpster at the new house and has just been throwing everything out! He has taken great joy in chopping it up with an ax before throwing it in the dumpster. Free Beer is not that impressed by the movie Green Lantern that comes out soon. Talking about this got us on the topic of other comic book movies and comic book nerds.

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Zane was watching TV last night told us how annoying hockey analyst Barry Melrose was. He was describing everything by using the term “gate” after it, such as “goalie-gate and Luongo-gate. His mullet and goatee were then discussed at length. A Peoria minor league baseball team has decided to stick it to Lebron James, just like everyone else. As one of their game promotions, they handed out replica Lebron James championship rings!

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Hour 1
Free Beer told us this morning that he was really out of it today. That is typically a recipe for disaster, so we kept a close eye on him all morning. Hot Wings gave us an update on having two kids this morning. Zane asked how much he’s currently spending a week on diapers so he could figure out how much he would spend over the next several years. The answer to this question was much more complicated than anyone could have imagined. We went over a list that told us how certain things affect property values. One of the things on the list was “sex offenders”. Hot Wings said he could relate because of the weirdo in his neighborhood, but it was like pulling teeth trying to get details out of him.

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