Tommy Two-Tone — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Tommy Two-Tone
Location: Newark, NJ
Occupation: Professional leather sofa-impersonator, cab driver.
Hobbies: Getting spray-tans with a bag over his head, olympic weight lifting, smirking triumphantly
Name: Tommy Two-Tone
Location: Newark, NJ
Occupation: Professional leather sofa-impersonator, cab driver.
Hobbies: Getting spray-tans with a bag over his head, olympic weight lifting, smirking triumphantly
In case you missed it -- Disney bought Lucasfilm for $4 billion dollars. They also own Marvel now too. To put it in other words, all that stuff you liked as a kid to prove you're not a girl is now owned by the people who made 'Beauty and the Beast.' (On the bright side, the next 'Kingdom Hearts' game could be totally sick.) Of course, not everybody is looking on the bright side. Some of them are making memes. Here are our favorites.
After a few cocktails, chicks always think they have the answers to everything. No matter the story or if they are even really listening to you, they know it all. Here's a great example of what it would be like to put that chick in the therapist role.
This is why I absolutely love "Family Guy." The show is funny in general but they are
hilarious in person. They all jump in on the fun of making the interpreter sign some pretty nasty things. At first she seemed a bit pissed but then started to have some fun with it. Check it out.
Finishing moves in professional wrestling are often designed to portray the total devastation of an opponent.
If there are two forms of entertainment that I love, it's scary movies and campy sitcoms from the 1980's. Now the best of both worlds are tied up into one hilarious video as The Exorcist gets turned into a sitcom.
There was a dog loose in the "Spin Room" after the final presidential debate at Lynn College in Florida.
Triumph the Insult Dog, that is. Conan O'Brien's puppet provocateur certainly made his presence felt by ambushing media personalities with his signature digs.
This Halloween prank would literally scare the crap out of you, especially if clowns freak you out. This chick did a great job scaring her friend with a prank that included a clown mask, a sledge hammer and some saran wrap.
If you go around doing pranks like this all the time, at some point you're going to get someone that doesn't want to play along. While doing this harmless meat prank, they found their guy.
These guys do a great job scaring some innocent folks that are just walking by, minding their own business. Check out the very last guy in the video that they try to scare, there's always one tool that has to ruin it for everybody.