March 1, 2012 Clearly this man likes things with "holes". Michigan resident and sheep raper, Jeff Haynes (48) was recently arrested for stealing donuts. Haynes has a criminal past dating back to a 2005 arrest for sodomizing sheep. Classy guy.
February 27, 2012 Today Brandon Hayes and Corrine Baker -- the parties found guilty for the horrific 2010 murder of 4-year old Dominick Calhoun -- received sentencing for their unforgivable crimes.
February 27, 2012
February 24, 2012 I am sure food stealing is a common occurrence in many offices, shops, garages or wherever the hell you work. One time here at the radio station, I set my lunch on the lounge table and before I knew it, a co-worker was grabbing it. I was like "hello!, that is my lunch!".
A cop in Texas is on a 30 day suspension and facing misdemeanor theft charges after fellow police officers set up a camera in their precinct lunchroom to find out who was taking food. Officer Kevin Yang is clearly visible on the tape and claims he took the food as a way to keep the fridge clean. WTF?
February 16, 2012 This story is so gross even I won't make a pussy joke. A 35 year old California man is behind bars after being arrested for skinning cats alive, cooking and finally eating them.
Deputy District Attorney Michael Yraceburn refused to comment on the case, but did confirm to The Sun, that Jason Louis Wilmert (35), was using the cats as a food source. Gross!
February 15, 2012 I bet all your girlfriend wanted was flowers or candy for Valentines Day. Not this girl. Stephanie Pelzner told police she wanted to be stripped naked and bound for a Valentines Day Sex game with her boyfriend. Pelzner told police that AFTER they found her in the back of a Subaru and removed the tape from her mouth.
February 15, 2012 What the f*** is wrong with people? When did teachers having sex with students become a headline we are reading every other month? An Oklahoma Spanish teacher is facing three counts of rape and two counts of oral sodomy after having sex with a 17 year old student. This lunatic is a married woman and the mother of two children.
February 10, 2012 A 25 year old Atlanta man is behind bars after attempting to kidnap a 7 year old girl at a Walmart. The young girls quick actions most likely saved her life. Brittney Baxter said she kicked and screamed before the kidnapper covered her mouth. Lucky for her, the struggle was enough for the creep to let her go.
February 9, 2012 If I got punched every time I looked at someone funny, I would have more of a pumpkin head than I already do! That being said, there are many times that YOU may want to hit a stranger. For instance, sometimes I want to punch people that take too long in line for something, or people that just wont shut the f*ck up!
But most of us do not act on impulse. Not the case for this guy. Bryant McClinton of Illinois, claims he hit a woman and knocked her down because she looked at him funny.
February 7, 2012 Hey, you eat your Reese's Peanut Butter Cup your way, this clown eats his this way. A burglar was arrested inside a Kentucky grocery store after employees found him covered in chocolate and peanut butter.
As if the food smeared all over him was not weird enough, the burglar even spelled out "sorry" on the floor using NyQuil. My guess it was the daytime formula. Who can stay awake to spread chocolate on themselves after ingesting the night time formula?
February 6, 2012 A Florida woman was recently pulled over for speeding and swerving while operating a motor vehicle. Before officers could give her a sobriety test, she warned them that her big boobs made it tough for her to maintain her balance. So this apparently is a "because boobs" excuse.
February 1, 2012 I am going to warn you right now this story is very disturbing. California elementary school teacher, Mark Berndt, 61, is behind bars after a film processor turned over lewd photos to police that Berndt had taken of children in his classroom.
