Hot Chicks

No relation to Pee Wee Herman... we can only say that confidently because their last names are different and one of them is a fictional character.

Quick fun fact: She is actually named after the 2017 film 'Valeria and the City of a Thousand Islands' or whatever. Disclaimer: The previous statement was not quick or factual, nor was it fun.

Sanctions be damned! We'd happily collude with this foreign body.

Her next starring role will be in your dreams.

Now that's what we call news you can use.

It is very easy to get Sugden by her beauty. See what we did there?

It's a pretty high compliment when you can replace a body part with someone's name and everybody knows exactly what you mean. For example -- she's got an amazing pair of Swedbergs. See what we mean? You will.

She has two nice-sounding first names, but she also has two nice-looking things that you'll want to familiarize yourself with.

It would be really unfortunate if her last name was "Mist."

She's one of the pioneers of being hot for a living on Instagram and it's not hard to see why... especially from a rear vantage point.

The two D's in her name signify a double dose of major boobage.

Her smile could light up the entire room, and her "headlights" are "bright enough" to illuminate the rest of the planet.