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14 Signs a Stripper Is Terrible at Her Job
Stripping isn’t exactly the ideal vocational choice for most women growing up. Or maybe it is — who are we to say?
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13 Signs the Zombie Apocalypse Is Here
Mindless zombies may be walking among us. That’s not the wish of a feverish geek who prays for the day when ‘Left 4 Dead 2’ becomes a reality — terrifying flesh-eaters may have finally arrived.
It’s actually much more of a literal statement than you might think. Some guy in Florida was caught by police gnawing on another man’s face. Then, a guy in New Jersey threw his intestines and flesh at police. Here are some other signs that the dead walk among us. If any of these things happen, you’ll know the zombie apocalypse is here.
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Fantone’s Friday Top 5: Hottest Chicks From Flint On Facebook
May 25, 2012 Flint, Michigan is a tough city. But for all the ugliness in the city, there are still a lot of hot ass chicks. Check out my top 5 of the hottest Flint chicks that I'm friends with on facebook.
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About the Nintendo Entertainment System
Learn some cool ish that you probably didn't know about the little console that could.
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Fantone’s Friday Top 5: Flint Food
May 18, 2012 Talk all the junk you want to about Flint, but you can't deny there is some delicious food in the 810. Check out my top 5 of food you can only get in Flint.
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Fantone’s Friday Top 5: Worst TV Moms
May 11, 2012 With Mother's Day coming up, everybody gets this idealistic view of mothers. Don't get me wrong, 9 moms out of 10 are pretty great, but that 1 bad mom is usually awful. Check out the 5 TV moms that probably should have dropped their babies off at a police station.
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XXX Porn Parodies — 10 You Probably Never Knew Existed [SFW]
Last month, news broke that the producers behind The Three Stooges porn parody were being sued for copyright infringement despite clearly stating in the title, “Not The Three Stooges XXX”. We’re surprised this sort of legal trouble doesn’t happen every month considering how many creative liberties adult film studios take using trademarked materials. Where does one draw the line?
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5 Classic Flint Jobs That No Longer Exist
May 4, 2012 As a city, we have seen more than our fair share of major employers leave the area without even looking back. Join us on this guided tour through five jobs you can bet your ass that you won't be hired to do in Flint, Michigan these days.
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Fantone’s Friday Top 5: Badass Star Wars Characters
May 4, 2012 Well nerds, the big day is finally here. It's May 4th, AKA Star Wars Day AKA May The Fourth Be With You. So, in celebration of nerd-Christmas, I put together my top 5 badasses from the Star Wars movies.
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Fantone’s Friday Top 5: Birth Control Options In Order Of Effectiveness
April 27, 2012 I don't know how birth control got to be such a hot topic recently, but one way or the other, people seem obsessed with child-free sex. With all this baby free banging going on, it's time to face the facts and take a look at what works and what doesn't. Check out my list of the top 5 ways to not get pregnant, and how likely they are to work.
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Who (or What) Topped Forbes’ 15 Richest Fictional Characters?
The real world might be suffering from economic hardship, but the imaginary world (literally) has money growing on trees. Yes, Forbes’ annual list of the wealthiest fictional one-percenters is out.