Sex

If you snap a racy picture, or shoot a dirty video and store it on your computer, you should probably be prepared to see your homemade pornography somewhere on the Internet.

Our friends over at Loudwire, Ultimate Classic Rock and Diffuser put up posts a few days ago of the funniest guitar face photos, and they killed us. Even while making bizarre faces like these, though, rockstars still get hot babes, so we thought we might want to take a few notes from them on picking up chicks.

Actress Sylvia Kristel, who's best known for her role in the 1974 erotic French film 'Emmanuelle,' died of cancer in the Netherlands on Wednesday. She was 60-years-old.

Sometimes, nature can make things really awkward for dudes.

Yet another tale of the fine city that we call home, stuff like this happens only in Flint.  Check out the details of a cross-dressing Dort Highway hooker who stabbed another street walker for a $20 crack deal gone awry.

Every now and then, you've just gotta hump whatever is in front of you.  It's true for men, women and even turtles I guess.  Watch this shelled horn ball give this watering can the business.

We know not all junk is created equally, but we have our fellow lady friends to thank for creating a “good” and “bad” standard-- the big italian sausage versus the cocktail weenie. It’s tough enough being a guy, and having subpar manhood is just grounds for living a life akin to Rainy Day Randy’s. But over in Denmark, small packages are finally snagging the spotlight, if only briefly.

When I stopped masturbating for a while I had more energy, my weightlifting strength improved and some stubborn depression went away. Is this all just a coincidence?

It's tough to be a teenage boy—all those raging hormones and nobody to help you with that. But a 14-year-old in Germany figured out a way to scratch that particular itch: He decided to hit the local brothel (which are legal over there). The only problem? He didn't have enough cash to get the kind of action he was looking for. So he snatched about $3,000 worth of his mother's jewelry and pawned it

My wife uses a pocket rocket that's heavy on the rocket. If she uses a really strong vibrator, can it make it harder for her to orgasm from regular sex?'

Robert Kelly is one of those badass guys who's hysterically blunt while being completely sincere. Basically, he's one of the coolest dudes around. Kelly is a New York-based actor and comedian who recently penned a book with his buddies Joe DeRosa and Bill Burr, ‘Cheat: A Man’s Guide to Infidelity”-- a hilarious take on how to cheat wisely...

It's almost here! The event we've been waiting for, even though we only found out about it ten minutes ago!