'Well gee officer, I couldn't remember to put on pants, but I did remember to put my drugs in the car.' When Juan Hernandez was pulled over he could have said something like that - but he did not. What he said is way better!
Planking is so out and fishbras are so in. Why wear a bra ladies when you can just hold a fish up in front of your boobs? Duh, you would be stupid not to. Feel free to send your fishbra pics to Tony LaBrie.
So this towel pretty much rocks my world and makes me hungry at the same time. After I post this - I am totally getting tacos and of course ordering a 'Tortilla Towel'. You know what probably would pair nicely with this towel? Tequila!
I tell people to 'chew glass' quite often. I don't really mean it - well maybe sometimes. A toddler in Southgate literally did just that. The 3-year-old was served a burger with glass inside of it. Ugh.
Maybe she had to pee really bad. Maybe she had hemorrhoids that needed cooling. Perhaps there are sausages in the cooler calling her name. I don't know what she's actually doing, but I do know that it's absolutely disgusting.
WTF was this woman thinking? Why any reasonable adult would show a sexually explicit video to teenagers is beyond me. One Michigan teacher did and her punishment according to some folks - does not fit the crime.