I've always been a huge fan of Chuck Barkley, even more so after watching this video of him explaining why men should lose weight.  It's not for your health or your looks, it's for your junk.

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I can't believe that Weight Watchers would really put out an ad like this, but I guess they know their audience pretty well.  If there's one thing that men(and women) want, it's a bigger package.  I guess losing all that fat out of your crotch lengthens your penis.  Too bad I'm not fat.

Source: Fark