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Child Kidnapped Over Hot Pocket Fight!

I don’t think there is EVER a good reason for a kidnapping, but this has to be the DUMBEST reason!

A New York  teen admitted she kidnapped her lover’s daughter after he slapped her in the face because she ate his last  HOT POCKET.

WTF?  What teenager calls their boyfriend a lover” LOL!

16 year old Aliyah Austin plead guilty to endangering the welfare of a child.  The child is 3 years old.

After Austin took the kid, she taunted the “lover” on Facebook and through text messages.  Stupid.

The kidnapping teen will most likely be trading cigarettes for hot pockets in jail.  She is sentenced 60 days jail time and 3 years probation.

I might trade a kid for a hot pocket, but I certainly wouldn’t get involved in a kidnapping over one.

"Tasty, But Not Worth Kidnapping A Kid For"
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