So, just yesterday my girlfriend hit a nail and got a flat tire.  Since it was during the long day, the frustration festered and this Facebook post and battle began.  Seeing as how I don't know this guy, nor do I care about what people think of me, I decided to have a little fun at his expense when I responded.  Too much? Too little? or just right?

The battle began when the moron in question decided to comment on Heather's update:

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Again, I could care less.  On the other hand, this was supposed to be her long time friend.  Obviously she was upset and chewed his ass a new one.  And respect to "Dirty" for being the stand up guy that he is!

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At this point, our friends were jumping in and I could see it getting out of control for no real reason whatsoever.  So, even though I wasn't going to lose any sleep over the comments of said douche bag, I decided to have a little fun and respond.  Enjoy.

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I'm not sure my sarcasm was obvious enough.  Thoughts?

Chris Monroe, Banana 101.5