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Chris Monroe’s Birthday Wish List

My birthday is right around the corner so I thought I'd get my wish list out in time enough for you to shop. I will be the ripe old age of 29 on Saturday. Granted, I'm not nearly as old as Maggie and Tony, but I'm feeling it. So without any further adew, my birthday wish list.


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Pre-paid bar tabs

I don't always go to the bar -- but when I do, I get hammered
 
 

With that said, I would greatly appreciate a pre-paid tab at my favorite watering holes for my birthday. Just see Ashley at Kickers, Tiffany at Sharkys and Tracy at The Machine Shop, they will know what to do.

 
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Scott Barbour, Getty Images

I need a gun...

An Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.
 
 

If you tell me that I'll shoot my eye out, I'm punching you in the throat.

 
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Mila Kunis' Clothes

Bring her clothes to me...
 
 

This item might be a bit tough to acquire because I don't want just any item of clothing from her. I require the clothes off her back to fully enjoy item #4.

 
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Mila Kunis

After the acquisition of item #3.
 
 

I will also need some booze and about 7.5 minutes. I don't think there is a need to explain this one.

 
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Tissues and therapy for Mila

Again, no real explanation needed.
 
 
 
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David McNew, Getty Images

Enriched Uranium

Don't worry, I have no plans for world domination.
 
 

I couldn't decide between the Uranium and a pet turtle so I flipped a coin. Looks like pet turtle will be on the Christmas list now.

 

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