Just because you're chubby, it doesn't mean you can't be a pro athlete.  Pitchers, Linemen, and Pro Bowlers are all positions for fat guys.  Sprinting however, is not fat guy friendly.  Check out what happens when you put fatties on the racetrack.


I mean the dude isn't morbidly obese, but in comparison to the other athletes, he's fat as hell. I'm not sure if this was supposed to be a joke or a stunt, because I don't understand French, but it's still funny as hell.