Chuck Norris Crowned Hollywood’s Worst Reviewed Movie Star [VIDEO]
In a recent study conducted by Slate Magazine superhuman ass-kicker Chuck Norris was found to be the worst reviewed actor. In a related story; everyone at Slate magazine was roundhouse kicked to death last night.
The results of the study were found by analyzing the worst rated films on Rotten Tomatoesand a number of other factors. They only considered films made after 1985 and actors and directors who had starred in and made at least 10 movies. Chuck Norris topped the list while Jennifer Love Hewitt was named the worst actress and Dennis Dugan worst director. Here is Slate’s breakdown and analysis of their findings:
Worst Actor: Thanks to movies like ‘The Delta Force’ (20%), ‘Missing in Action’ (23%), and ‘Top Dog’ (0%), Norris tops the list of worst-reviewed actors, with an average score of 18.4% since 1985. If you count only actors who have made at least 20 movies since 1985, the Worst Actor award goes to Eddie Griffin, with an average rating of 24.1%.
Worst Director: Dennis Dugan, The man responsible for ‘Problem Child’ (7%), ‘Happy Gilmore’ (59%), ‘Beverly Hills Ninja’ (14%), ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry’ (14%), ‘You Don’t Mess With the Zohan’ (36%), and ‘Grown Ups’ (10%), all of which earn Dugan an average rating of 23.6%.
I left out the breakdown of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s results because we all know her movies suck. I’m surprised Sandra Bullock didn’t end up on the list of worst actresses though, I mean it had to be close. Everybody thinks she is great because she did one critically acclaimed movie, but what about all the turds she starred in prior to that like ‘Speed 2′ and ‘Miss Congeniality’ and it’s sequel?
I also think it’s safe to say that Chuck Norris is at home shaving his beard so he can use all three of his fists to beat the shit out of everyone at Slate magazine. Good luck guys.