The Chuck Norris jokes have been such a dead horse beating, that they've come back around to being funny. Check out the 8 bit version of Chuck Norris, spin kicks and beard included!

 

You've seen him in Walker: Texas Ranger, Sidekicks, and on the Total Gym infomercial.  Now you can see him in Mario's universe.  That grappling hook he uses makes the fire flowers look pretty useless and I guess no one is surprised that Chuck is giving the princess the business.